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Oh, hey there, oh hey there.
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How are you, kate?
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I'm good.
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Hey, we're the History Buffoons, that's right.
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I just wanted to say that right away.
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I felt like we were going to forget otherwise, oh dear.
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We'll remember one of these days.
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We keep saying that and we still don't.
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Well, mark our words.
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Please don't Don't hold us to anything.
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I don't want to be held accountable for remembering what we're supposed to do.
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So Merry Christmas to you.
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Merry Christmas to you.
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Yeah, we decided to do a last-minute Christmas episode.
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Yeah, yeah, we're um.
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We decided to do like a last minute Christmas episode.
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Yeah, Cause we figured well, why not?
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Cause we aren't busy enough.
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Yeah, that's what that means that's the thing is, we are Um cause yeah well things going on, Hi kitty cats.
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We had a major snowstorm last night, but then, like in the grand scheme of things, it really wasn't no, it was.
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I mean mainly overnight, which is good for most people, except for people like me who have to wake up at three in the morning and I lost that on four services last night because because of it when it started, yeah, yeah which sucks.
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But uh, better safe than sorry, I guess for sure but yeah, I mean by I don't know, 9, 30, 10 o'clock.
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Roads are fine again yeah, so yeah which is nice that sun is not letting us down no sun came out.
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it was good.
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It was nice to see that for a change instead of the all the gray clouds we've been seeing lately.
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So, yeah, so that's been good.
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Yeah, kitty battle.
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Fight, fight, fight.
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Frankie and Penny look like they're playing patty cake.
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It's pretty great actually, because Frankie's on his hind legs.
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That is awesome.
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It's like a really tame version of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
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That's right yeah, yeah, oh it's.
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Oh, no, penny, you got his eye, honey was it his eye or his nose, I don't know.
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Either way, it was his face it was his face penny, that is not nice okay.
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Well, there's never a dull moment in my house um maybe it wasn't.
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No, I don't think it was.
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I think it was his nose, but I'm not sure.
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That wasn't good.
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Let's move on.
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Let's move on to a beer.
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So I have something.
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So I don't do sours at all, so this will be interesting.
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This is from Revolution Brewing.
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It's called Freedom of Speech Session Sour Ale with Peaches peaches yeah, it is a 4.5 alcohol and it says lush peach character, refreshing tart finish those peaches were literally put in a can proudly brewed only it's underlined, only in chicago only yeah so yeah, that's what I'm at I have a great lakes vibatious, juicy, vibatious double ipa.
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I've had their regular vibatious.
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That's why I wanted to try this one, because I've never I this is newer since my days of selling them are you saying vibatious with a, b?
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That's literally what I'm saying.
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yes, they're coming up with new words now.
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Huh I know that dictionary is going to get thick.
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All right, cheers to you.
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Cheers Merry.
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Christmas, it's at the back of my throat.
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That's pretty good.
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That sour is coming through.
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Oh, I bet it is, but it's good that sour is coming through.
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Oh, I bet it is, but it's good, I like it.
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Okay, okay, christmas episode let's do this.
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I'm not going to ask you a question.
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Oh man, I'm going to ask you one, two, three, four, five questions.
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Oh dear, I wasn't told I had to study for a test.
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It actually kind of is.
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It's a quiz, oh Lord.
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So I'm going to ask the question but I do not want you to respond For the listeners.
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If you want to take the episode to think about the answers, I will say the answers at the end.
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Okay.
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Okay, so the first question.
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So ruminate in your mind.
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All right.
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First question.
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First question.
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I had to swallow first, so ruminate in your mind.
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All right, first question, first question gotta swallow them peaches what was the first christmas carol broadcast from space?
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oh, jesus number two okay what was the original name of the night before Christmas by Clement Clark Moore?
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Okay.
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How many packages does USPS deliver during the holidays, true or false?
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Jingle Bells was always a Christmas song, and the last one what's the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time?
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Okay, okay, so y'all ruminate, okay, ruminating so hold on while she burps everybody this.
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Um, this topic kind of stemmed from my mom.
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Um, she was reading I think she said she was reading the Oregon Trail book, because we grew up in Nebraska and it goes right through there.
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And she said during Christmas time she had a question for herself.
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It was basically like why did people start celebrating Christmas in their homes as opposed to churches?
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And so she did her own research and so she suggested this topic for me.
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Okay, so I'm actually kind of going to expand a little bit off that and start with, like, the history of christmas kind of thing okay not quite the origin right like jesus
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christ like we know we don't need that, yeah but um more like modern day christmas it's um christmas traditions throughout history kind of thing.
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Yeah, I guess that's more like what I meant.
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Okay, so it goes way back.
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Okay.
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Early Christians and Roman emperors actually tried to squash pagan practices, closing down sacred places and banning rituals and games that honored pagan gods.
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Yep, but getting everyday people to change their habits was a little rough.
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Yeah, I won't say anything.
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Okay, continue.
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I don't want to get yelled at again.
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We tried one thing and I got yelled at for answering, so I'm just going to let you keep going.
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So there is a thing called Saturnalia.
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Yeah, Sheldon talks about it.
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Does he?
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Yeah, weeldon talks about it, does he?
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Yeah, we're talking about Big Bang Theory, correct?
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It is absolutely necessary to watch.
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It is, if you enjoy humor, which we do, great show.
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So Saturnalia is a super popular pagan festival that's been around for centuries.
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So it's a week-long Roman festival and it's held in mid-December, around the winter solstice, correct?
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And it's honoring the agricultural god, saturn.
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Oh duh.
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No, it's Jupiter.
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Oh, I thought it was Mars.
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And it's celebrated since the 5th century BCE.
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Wow Is a long time.
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I mean, that's a long time ago, yeah.
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So many of its traditions just ended up kind of getting folded into Christmas, correct.
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So Saturnalia involved giving to friends and families gifts like candles and coins and food.
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Yep, less.
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Formal clothes were worn, games were played, feasts were enjoyed Pretty much everything I want to do.
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Play games and feast Exactly.
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Okay and open gifts.
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Well, that too yeah.
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So I don't like things because I have enough of things, but I still like things.
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You know, I am a product of the times.
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Okay, okay, moving on, he's looking at me funny, I am a product of the times.
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Okay, okay, moving on.
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He's looking at me funny.
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During the Middle Ages, which is about from 500 to 1500, christmas really took off and it became the biggest holiday of the year.
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A full 12 days, from Christmas Eve to January 5th, was celebrated, and things were generally quiet in the farmlands, and so that's kind of when they celebrated it right.
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Hence the 12 days of christmas so everyone, rich and poor, decorated their houses with greenery like holly ivy and mistletoe.
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Yep, so those plants have been special to the celts for ages.
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Um, and they, they thought that they kind of warded off bad luck and brought fertility.
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Okay.
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So you'd often see a huge mistletoe wreath hanging up, which is where the whole kissing under the mistletoe thing comes from, and then you'd pluck off a berry with each kiss.
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Oh, really, yeah, I didn't know that part of it Isn't that cute, that's adorable.
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It's adorable.
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What?
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happens when all the berries are gone.
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No more kissing oh shit.
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Yep, you got to wait for New Year's Eve then, I guess.
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So Yum yum, okay so.
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That was terrible.
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Well, christmas centered on celebrating Jesus Christ Superstar With church attendance.
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It was often mandatory to go, and local churches would put on um special services much like what you would see today.
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Right there were candlelights and unveiling of ornate altar pieces and there were choir performances and they um added songs and then dialogues, which are called troping.
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I've heard of that word.
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Really, I have not.
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I've heard of the word.
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I couldn't have told you what it meant.
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Yeah, so troping is just like added dialogue in between songs.
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Sure, so troping eventually led to the tradition of nativity plays, oh, complete with costumes and sometimes even live animals.
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Well, I mean, yeah, that makes sense.
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So people gave gifts at Christmas, inspired by the wise men's gifts.
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I was going to say that's probably because they didn't have CGI back then.
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Right, probably Okay, no, yeah, Anyway, sorry, that was random.
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People gave gifts.
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Yes, inspired by the three wise men.
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Frankincense and myrrh and some gold inspired by the three wise men frankincense and myrrh, and some gold.
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Yeah, that's right, good job.
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Yeah, uh, rich people gave fancy clothes and jewelry, while poor folks were happy with like nicer food, some firewood, simple toys, more like necessities.
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Yeah, instead of frivolity exactly sometimes people who worked for lords had to give them extra food.
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Oh, that's a dick move.
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While the lords might give their workers clothes or winter supplies.
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Okay.
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So then there were gifts on New Year's Day.
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They called them first gifts.
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First gifts.
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And people thought they could tell your luck for the whole year.
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So another thing was first footing, okay, and whoever was the first person to visit your house on new year's day, um, was going to be what the year would tell you.
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So, essentially, people wanted the first person coming to their house to be a dark-haired, flat-footed man.
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Apparently that was super lucky, really, yeah.
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So people would go out and sell it and go to each other's houses, and so just the first person who shows up at your door is what your, your future year is going to look like that is weird super.
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I mean a dark-haired flat-footed man, flat-footed man.
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Oh man.
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Okay, he got to have art support issues.
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No kidding, it's probably from the sandals they used to have to wear.
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Yeah, so food was a huge deal back then as well.
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Yeah, rich people really went all out serving things like roasted peacock.
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Must be at a zoo.
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What Must be at a zoo A swan or even a boar's head, plus salmon, oysters, nom noms for dessert.
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But dessert they had things like um nuts, oranges, cakes, fruit custards, figs, dates do they have figgy pudding?
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yes, let's just go with.
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Yes, yes they also drank um spiced wine, cider and ale, cool.
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So the big christmas meal was usually like an early lunch, and then they'd have all sorts of entertainment music, acrobats, jesters yeah, oh geez okay, isn't that cool I mean why don't I ever have christmas acrobats?
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what the hell?
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I feel like I've been missing out my whole life so things could actually get pretty wild at these parties.
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I would expect, especially with the, the cider and the yeah, the.
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Ale and all that um, so they would actually pick.
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So the 12th night, um, the night before, so January 5th, that night would tend to be the biggest parties because it's the end of the 12th night and they would actually pay watchmen to make sure no one wrecked anything.
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Oh, really yeah, that's funny.
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So while the wealthy feasted, the poor enjoyed simpler entertainment like cards, dice, carols, music, board games, storytelling, everything that we do I mean, oh hi, I'm poor, how are you?
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A popular game involved finding a bean in a special cake to become king for the day.
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Oh, do you think that's like the mardi gras cake and the king?
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what's the mardi gras cake and the king?
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isn't there like a mardi gras cake, where there's a king hidden inside and whoever has the king is king for the day, or whatever?
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if there is.
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I am not familiar with that tradition well, stay tuned for a future episode do you?
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Do you bring up the hiding, the pickle in the christmas tree at all?
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I do not okay, I didn't hear about that till I moved to wisconsin I didn't know about that until I met sarah yeah.
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So churches, um, provided free public entertainment like puppet shows and pageants, and the medieval tradition of helping the less fortunate fortune also continued, with leftovers given to the poor, and some were even invited to like big christmas feasts and stuff like that.
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Nice, okay.
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So, as the middle ages wrapped up, the church didn't have quite as much control over everyone's lives, um though you still, at the time, had to go to church services by law, by law.
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That's just wild.
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But the reformation, which wasn't big on fancy church stuff, made Christmas services a bit less secular.
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Okay.
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Spectacular, not secular I was like Spectacular, spectacular.
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I swear this is my first beer of the day.
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Mine too you wouldn't know during the time of Queen Elizabeth the first, around 1558 to 1603, holy days, which people were starting to call holidays, were still a big deal, but people were also coming up with more non-religious things to do for fun.
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So Advent used to be a time for fasting before Christmas, starting in late November, but it was turning into more of a countdown to the 12 days of Christmas.
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Hence the Advent calendar.
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Yeah, so more kids were also going to school at this point and they would have like two weeks off, so it was like a big countdown for them too.
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Well, yeah, because they were excited to have off.
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I mean I would be, I always was.
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So, I miss those.
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People would keep getting gifts and being charitable.
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And then New Year's gifts.
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New Year's Day gifts were still a big thing as well.
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Okay.
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Even Queen Elizabeth got fancy presents.
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We're talking jewels and grounds and grounds gowns.
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I was going to say like grounds, like coffee rounds.
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Jewels and gowns.
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Tiaras Coffee gowns.
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Tiaras.
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The regular folk gave things like pins and gloves or fruit.
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Did you ever see Queen Elizabeth I's gloves?
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No, she had ridiculously long fingers.
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Yeah, yeah, like.
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I'll have to show you a picture sometime, because they still have her gloves.
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Like yeah.
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Somewhere, somewhere, wherever the fuck that is that they're kept and they're like weird.
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She had really weird hands so everyone was looking forward to the feud, the food okay maybe I need more drink people are gonna fight over that.
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The food, the food feud, the food feud.
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Oh lord, I can't say that too many times um, the christmas feast had gotten so huge that it took way longer to get ready, so the holiday started earlier on Christmas Eve afternoon.
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Weird.
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Yeah, and now Christmas Day itself.
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The 25th was the main day for parties and celebrations.
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Huzzah.
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Huzzah.
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Houses were still decked out with greenery and candles and the Christmas feasts were full of meat and seafood stuff people usually wouldn't eat on like a regular basis, right, they loved pies and spiced fruit cakes, nuts, pickled pork.
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They called it brawn like I'm pretty sure nathan would like pickled pork.
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He likes pickled.
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Anything, does he?
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that's something I could just not get into.