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Oh hey there.
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Oh hey there.
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I'm Kate and I'm Bradley.
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I don't think we're prepared.
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And we're the History of Buffoons, otherwise known as I Don't Think and I'm Bradley, I don't think we're prepared.
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And we're the History of Muffoons.
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That's right, Otherwise known as I don't think we're prepared.
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No, I'm prepared, because I have a drink and I have my story and I have my headphones on and I've got a microphone in front of me.
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What do you have in front of you?
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A microphone in front of me, and all the cats are put up, except for Penny, because Penny's not not.
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No, she does not get tricked into treats.
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We have literally said that, like, I think, on the last episode or two.
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My apologies, she was out, so if any one of your five cats are going to be out, it's penny okay she's pretty great, she is okay.
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So tell us what you're.
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I mean, I'm still not for this, but tell everybody what you are going to try again.
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Okay, so a couple episodes ago I had a carbless.
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And do you remember the flavor?
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There was a strawberry margarita it was strawberry margarita.
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Otherwise known as alcohol cleaner.
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Yeah, it was Windex.
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Yeah, and we're back.
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Sorry about the technical difficulties there.
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We didn't really think about this plug that needed to be on, because we plug in our little PodTrack recorder and it powers off the wall and the plug wasn't on and my battery backup died.
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We're like what the hell just happened.
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Because I'm like did this thing just take a shit like what the hell just happened?
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Because I'm like did this thing.
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Just take a shit.
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I have to.
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Everybody is waiting on bated breath to hear about my carbless al is not waiting on bated breath or with bated breath everybody yes, no, al is okay so so anyways, I had the strawberry cleaner kind so my friend who told me to try Carbless.
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I told her what my situation was.
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And she's like oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
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She's like no, that's the worst one.
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I was like well, now you tell me and she goes, you need to try the original.
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I was like okay, so I have the original.
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It is Carbless tequila cocktail in regular margarita flavor.
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Do you find it funny Because I know they have multiple flavors that you happen to pick the one shittiest one, apparently?
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I mean I'm just that skilled.
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Well, if anyone was going to do that, it would be you.
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Yeah, so I'm hoping that this is going to be a redeeming beverage.
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And okay, let the listener know know I have a backup beer called modelo just in case just in case this one goes awry.
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Yes, um, so I have a brand new sierra nevada that I've never seen before until well today.
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So the new sierra nevada that apparently recently came out as a hop tropical IPA, very vibrant, can.
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And it makes me feel like summer should be right around the corner, and yet it's about to snow.
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Yeah, like another four to six inches, maybe more.
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Okay, cheers to hopefully a good.
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Oh wow, she's not waiting for me at all I'm waiting to see this.
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Okay, waiting for me at all, I'm waiting to see this.
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Okay, the margarita flavor is 90 better, but the back end.
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So do you know what 90 times zero means?
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Because that's what the score of the last one was.
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It's still a zero.
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This one is better, okay, good, yeah it's better might as well get that modella ready.
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Oh, what's that okay?
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okay, so it's got zero carbs, zero sugars hence the name carbless yeah and uh.
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Fake sugar makes me kind of twinge yeah, I just witnessed that from across the room, so all right, well, since she couldn't wait for me, I'm going to try my beer now.
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Yes, tell me how this lovely tropical beverage is.
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Ooh, that's good.
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Yeah, that's really good.
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He's not even going to describe it, he's just going to keep drinking.
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No, it's got a nice.
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It's not like a hazy, it's got a nice juicy back end to it Because obviously I like their Torpedoes my favorite All back end to it.
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It's because obviously, like I like their torpedoes, my favorite all year round beer celebration is my favorite winter one.
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But um, no, it's really good.
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It's got a nice juicy flavor to it.
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Cool, good thing I brought a backup so I have a question for you.
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What's your question for me?
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Have you ever been dna tested?
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no, because that's mine, not everyone else's.
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So you wouldn't do like the 23andMe.
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Oh fuck, no.
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I don't need to be in some database in some country.
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No, have you.
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I have not.
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No, but I have been genetically profiled.
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And did they just cry when they saw the results or laugh Not that I saw.
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Okay, they did it in a different room then, yeah, exactly.
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So I got all the um, the feedback on over the phone.
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So, um, if they cried it was before they talked to me.
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But it was just a test to see if I had a genetic marker for breast cancer.
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Yeah, you had told me that.
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Yeah, I was obviously joking, but um, no, I I don't think I would ever do one of those tests.
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I mean, you have to admit it is a little intriguing.
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Oh yeah, that's the word I was going for, intriguing, not sketchy, my bad.
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The problem I have with that is your DNA makeup is in some database somewhere and when AI takes over, they're gonna start making robot kates and they're gonna come and kill you or are they gonna go to work for me?
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No, because you don't own them.
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They're gonna they're gonna take your job and you're gonna be unemployed caught like really bad killers that way, because of these, because of people putting in their 23andme dna explain um the golden state killer.
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They, they found the golden state killer because he did a 23andme test no, because someone in his like generational line did it oh, okay and they narrowed down like a bunch of people and they, they got to him I really don't want to know if I'm related to a fucking serial killer or anything like that it's not that you would know, the police would know how to get to the serial killer, because the profile is in there but that's my point.
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They're going to use that without my knowledge.
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It's like no, that's that's no, fuck you, no, I'm good.
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The only serial killer I want to know is one that kills like fruit loops or something.
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Fruit loops yeah, that's a cereal.
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Oh, geez, there you go give me a second.
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My bad, okay.
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So we're gonna talk about a gene like eugene uh, g-e-n-e so kind of.
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I mean, yeah, I know what Eugene wants.
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I mean we could call it Eugene.
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Yeah, but it's actually called Delta 32.
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Like okay.
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Like Delta Force or Delta Burke, delta Burke.
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Are we watching some Designing Women later?
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I love that you know that reference Such a great show oh man, it really is, that's funny.
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So picture this the Middle Ages.
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I like that time frame.
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I know you do.
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I'm a big fan actually.
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I'm going to cheers the Middle Ages.
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The Middle Ages.
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I just want an excuse to sip my beer.
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The Middle Ages, yeah, okay, so cheers to that.
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I'm in my Middle Ages.
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I know, I tell middle ages, I know, I tell everybody that.
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So there is a disease?
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Yeah, there is.
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Oh god, I need a medillo.
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Oh see it's, it's the fake sugar, it's the fake sugar.
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I can't, don't.
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You don't have to like, give it a reason, it just sucks.
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You don't like it no, it's just the fake sugar.
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I don't like.
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Who tried to talk you out of that again?
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Who tried to talk you out the first time and the second time I was trying to redeem myself.
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No, not yourself.
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You were just trying to be nice to your friend who suggested it and be like okay, I'll give it another shot.
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It's just not for you, it's really not for me, so just let it go.
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Let it go, ah, modelo, unlike Rose, you'll let it go.
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Okay.
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Even, ah, matello, unlike rose, you'll let it go, okay even though she didn't do the same.
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There is a disease, yes, in the middle ages, called delta 32.
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No, that's a gene.
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The disease is the black death yes, is that's not also known as the bubonic plague?
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Those are two different things, correct?
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I will get to that but great question yeah okay, because I always mix that up yes, that is a great question and I do um reference that at the very end.
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Excellent.
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So the black death they do call it a plague, so um it tore through europe and asia in the 1300s, 1300s yes so it started in europe.
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Europe in 1347 october, if you will yeah, if you will 12 ships hold on, hold on.
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I think one of these days I'm gonna go through all of our files and I'm just gonna make a burp track I'm gonna stop you right there and say no all right, sorry, continue it's, it's the bubbles, the bubbles, my bubbles.
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Yeah, at least it's coming out of that end and not the other end.
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Oh, thank god yeah, okay, moving on, might have to turn the fan on 12 ships sail into messina, sicily okay from the black sea okay and when people like go to meet the ships, they are in complete shock because most of the sailors are dead, yeah, and the survivors are super, super sick and they are covered in these nasty, oozing black boils.
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Oh gross.
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Yeah, so I'm a pimple popper Like.
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This sounds disgusting and I like.
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I like abscesses and lymphomas.
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This is a bit worse.
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This is a lot worse, yeah.
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This is not just popping a pimple.
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Ooh, you got a pimple on your cheek.
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Let me get that for you.
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So the officials in Sicily, understandably, are freaked out.
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Understandably yes and they tell the ship sayonara you got to get out of here.
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Yeah, go back to sea.
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It's too late.
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You see, Over the next five years.
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The Black Death kills over 20 million Europeans.
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Isn't that wild?
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That's a third of the whole continent.
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Wow, so there's roughly 60 million population.
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That took out 20 million.
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Yes, holy fuck yes, so even before those ships showed up in messina, people in europe had actually heard of rumors.
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They called it the great pestilence yep, I've heard that um, and it killed tons of people along trade routes in Middle East and Asia.
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Sure, so it turns out the disease had already hit China, india, persia, syria, egypt in early 1340s.
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Okay.
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And so the ships came in 1347.
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Sure.
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Okay, so people think that the Black Plague started way back over, like 2000 years ago in Asia and probably like traveled along these trade routes.
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Okay.
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Um, but some newer research suggests that it actually might have been as far away as 3000 BC that this plague came into route 3000 BC, holy shit.
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Yeah.
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So this thing's potentially been around for 4,500 plus years at that time?
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Yes, wow, potentially been around for 4,500 plus years at that time, yes, wow.
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So pretty soon after hitting Messina, the Black Death jumped to Marseille in France, of course, tunis in North Africa, and then it spread to big trade hubs like Rome and Florence.
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Yeah.
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Yes, by mid-1348, Paris Bordeaux.
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Hey, that's my nickname, Isn't it Bordeaux?
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Sure Bordeaux.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Good on you.
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Good on me.
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Paris, bordeaux, lyon and London are all infected.
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Right, okay, so the plague spreads through the air person to person.
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They also get bites through insects like fleas on rats.
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essentially, I would imagine a mosquito sucks your blood and then could pass it or whatever, but this one is specifically fleas.
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Oh really.
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Yeah, on rats.
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And like where the oh, so it could be transported by rats, Because wasn't that how the bubonic plague was spread?
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Yes, but these were fleas on rats.
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No, I get that.
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I get that, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just saying that the bubonic plague was rats basically.
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Okay so these pests were everywhere in medieval Europe and they loved ships for some reason who doesn't?
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But that's how the plague traveled so easily from European port to port.
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Okay, so the Black Death didn like so easily from european port to port.
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Okay, so the black death death didn't just disappear after that first wave in the 1300s.
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It actually stuck around europe like a bad fucking dream yep um.
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It would pop up in outbreaks every so often for centuries, and the plague kept coming back in waves, though nothing as bad as like that initial pandemic.
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So these outbreaks happened throughout the 14th and 15th centuries, sometimes just hitting local areas and sometimes spreading wider right um.
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So, while still serious, the later outbreaks weren't nearly as deadly as like the original black death right so, and it's possible that some of these people had more immunity to it, or maybe things just changed a bit like it mutated a little bit mutated or hygiene change, something like that they brushed their teeth, something, I don't know.
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Yeah, anyways uh, so now we're gonna fast forward to the end of 1664 that's a good year you were there there is a beer called cronenberg 1664 yeah I think I have that right.
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I could be wrong is that a place?
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Probably.
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Yeah, it is.
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Anyways, I was there so at the end of 1664, a comet flies across the night sky and london.
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Londoners think this is a bad omen.
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They're they're all freaking out because they're like what's coming?
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is that kind of like in in Game of Thrones, when that red comet was flying over.
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They're like ooh, dragons are back.
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Do you remember that?
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I mean who has a red comet?
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I mean Game of Thrones.
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So London at this time.
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That was a great interaction.
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London.
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I give it all it was needed.
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Which was nothing.
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Exactly so.
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At this time, London was only about 448 acres.
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Oh, what Okay?
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Yeah, and it was surrounded by a wall, originally built for defense, so on, like three quarters of this it's a wall.
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On the other side it's the Thames River, right, okay.
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So to get in and out, there are one, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven gates.
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I held up eight fingers.
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There are seven gates and the fact that you even counted them out in your hands was even better, and the fact that you got it wrong was even exponentially better than that okay, so seven gates, and then there's also the London Bridge across the Thames.
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Did it fall down?
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So poorer areas of London were super cramped, tiny apartments all jammed together.
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Cheap side Pretty much.
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I mean that's what they call it a lot.
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There was no cleanliness, no sanitation so can I ask a question real quick?
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If there was no cleanliness, was there not godliness either?
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Probably not, no fuck I know christians.
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I tell you another burp coming so there are open sewers running right down the middle of these roads.
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Cobblestones are disgusting, covered in animal excrement trash, whatever people threw out their windows.
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Muddy fly covered in the summer and straight up sewage in the winter.
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That sounds terrible.
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And they had these people.
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That would clean up a bit throughout town.
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Right.
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But people pretty much just dumped whatever they could out the windows Right and were all rotted and piled up.
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Can I say something real quick Because, before I forget it, for the last Origin of Weird, you did Pure Finders.
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I sure did, and I mentioned that truck that I saw with the service.
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Yeah, I saw it again today.