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Oh, hey, there, oh hey.
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How's it going, Kate?
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I'm good, I have a beer and I'm ready to open it.
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Oh, she's thirsty folks, mm-hmm, all right.
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This one is from.
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Welcome to History, buffoons.
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Oh, apparently she was jumping the gun.
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She really wanted to drink, I'm thirsty.
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So she didn't want to actually do the podcast.
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I'm Kate.
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Yeah, we went over that.
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But yeah, welcome to History.
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Buffoons, kate's thirsty, so we're going to open a beer.
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Yeah.
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What are we trying today, kate?
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Oh, oh, it smells good.
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Gonna open a beer yeah, what are we trying today, kate?
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Oh, it's called um.
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Mine is new belgium juice force voodoo ranger juice force ipa.
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Right, yes, he can read mine folks well, no, I, I I'm just sad, because that's what I wanted.
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Well, here, take here, take it.
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No, I'm kidding, it's fine.
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I have way too many cords in front of me to move.
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I like mine, so mine is the Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.
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It's one of their more go-to, pretty good seller.
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But yeah, we are going to try this.
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I don't think you've never tried one of those before.
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Right?
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No, this is new.
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Are going to try this.
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I don't think you've.
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You've never tried one of those before right?
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no, this is new, it's a 9.5 percent percent abv yeah and what does abv stand for?
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Obviously, I don't know, abviously obviously, this one says 9.5 percent alc yeah, so I think that stands for alcohol slash volume, because you didn't read the rest of it.
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Well, why would it not say ABV?
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Because they're being weird, I don't know.
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All right, cheers.
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Cheers.
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Oh, mine is like really citrusy.
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I know.
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That's why I like that one.
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It's really good.
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So the Juice Force is talking about probably being a little more on the hazy side, where my Imperial IPA is going to be a little more traditional IPA Maybe not traditional isn't the right word it's going to be a little more hopped up IPA because it's an Imperial.
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How about we switch halfway through?
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Yes, I would like your backwash.
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Yeah.
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I just killed that folks?
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Yeah, kate has.
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She doesn't like when people spit in front of her.
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Yeah, saliva is.
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We don't have to keep talking about it.
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I mean, I can edit it out.
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So how was your day?
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It was good, got a lot.
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Oh, sorry, I was just trying to set my beard up.
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Got a lot done around the house.
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How was your day?
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I hope you get a lot done around your house.
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You sure did, and I greatly appreciate and I know my wife does the kids try to get in the way, but uh, we greatly appreciate your help.
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Thank you for all we did today I, I am completely bit up um we have a lot of mosquitoes.
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Oh my gosh, I am so bit up.
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They really like my blood yeah, um, oddly enough, apparently they don't like mine.
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I okay.
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Or.
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I just don't notice it as much as you do.
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Do you know your blood type?
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I don't actually know.
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My dad asked me this literally like this past week Do you know your blood type?
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I'm like I have no idea what that is.
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So and then I go to my dad Do you know what the universal blood type is?
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And he didn't know.
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Okay.
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The only reason why I know is because of the band typo negative I so I learned that in massage school and science class sure makes sense throughout high school, whatever, but I mostly learned it from like watching er.
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Really, yes, I grew up on er I mean I watched anthony edwards great I mean goose yeah I can't watch that movie because he dies.
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Spoiler alert I'm sorry, it came out almost 40 years ago and I can't.
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I have watched it one time and because I knew exactly who Anthony Edwards was and how good he was in ER, I literally cannot watch that movie a second time.
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So you saw ER before you ever saw Top Gun.
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Yes.
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I always find it funny in the age difference and how weird that is to me, because I didn't go to the theater, because I wasn't that old, but I saw it shortly, not long after it came out like on video.
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Yeah, I probably saw all 15 seasons of ER before I ever watched Top Gun.
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Wow, that's.
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Yeah.
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I would say mind-blowing, but it's really not.
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Yeah, I watched it much, much, much later in my life.
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Yeah, fair enough.
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Yeah, have you seen the new one, maverick?
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No, it's pretty good.
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I mean, they're flying around in planes and blow shit up.
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Naturally, what else would you like?
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Just saying, goose, Well, his son is in the new one, or not?
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It's like Twister and the new movie Twisters coming out and it's their son and whatever.
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But it's not in Twisters.
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It's not his son.
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No, oh, who is it?
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No one.
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It's like a new version of Twister.
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Oh.
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From what I understand, at least the little bit I read on it.
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What am I thinking of?
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Where the son comes.
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Oh, gladiator, the second Gladiator.
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Yeah, that's coming out, that's going to be.
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Not his son, but it's.
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It's going to be her son, right?
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Yeah, oh my God, what the hell is his name?
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Lucius?
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Yeah, lucius is the son's name, right.
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I don't know.
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I believe your dog's named after the main character.
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My dog's name is Maximus.
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I love that movie.
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Yeah, I mean, I usually fall asleep to it.
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Yeah, I've done that a lot too, so I don't know a lot of the nuances.
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Fair enough.
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A lot of people die.
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That's fair.
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It's a good movie.
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If you haven't seen Gladiator, check it out.
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We recommend.
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I mean I recommend watching it.
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But you know, whatever Should we get into our story, I feel like we should, so this story Okay.
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So I did not know about this story until after I watched a movie.
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Which I know the movie very well.
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I'm talking about V for Vendetta.
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Love that movie.
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It is such a phenomenal movie and for the first ten times that I watched it, I I picked up on something new.
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Every time sure makes sense.
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Um, now it's just, I watch it as entertainment and well, it is a movie.
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Well, you know what I mean like, not for historical references yeah, I'm watching.
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Yeah, so before I was watching it as like oh, that's new information, like oh, okay, that's really interesting plot, dynamic, and now I'm just like, yeah, I've seen this, that was my microphone, that was my microphone, but now I'm watching it, knowing exactly, anyway, so the story.
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What are we talking about right now?
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V vendetta I know I get that um, it's a great movie.
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You should watch it.
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It's phenomenal it is not a historical document.
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It's based off of historic uh events.
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It was actually based off of a graphic novel yes, which I didn't know about for a while, for the longest time yeah, but you picked that up, that up on one of those 10 watchings, right?
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I haven't.
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I haven't booked, but it oh dear oh god, it hurts so bad.
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Well, it scratches so good, what well, you know?
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Like you scratch and itch and then you get that like immediate high afterwards your skin is all like euphoric, like oh, that was bliss.
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And then it starts her itching all over again.
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That's what I'm feeling at the moment because I just scratched it.
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So we're going to talk about the gunpowder plot of 1605.
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Yep, are you ready for this?
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I'm ready to learn some other information that I did not know, because, i'll'll be honest, obviously I know of it, but my main education also came from a fictional movie that was based off of said events.
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And yes, I'm still talking about V for Vendetta, because I love that movie.
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So good, hugo Weaving fucking amazing.
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Oh, he's so good.
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Do you remember who the other actor was who originally played V before?
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he took over.
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No, because he doesn't matter.
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I didn't ask if it mattered.
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No, because he doesn't matter.
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James Purifoy would fucking think differently.
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I don't know who that is.
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He's an actor who originally played V Anywho.
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So this plot happened in 1605.
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However, like the whole start of the story came around the time of king henry the eighth right, and he was married to Catherine.
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Five different people.
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Catherine of Aragon.
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Aragog.
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Aragog.
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It's the pincers.
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I'm sorry.
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Every time I hear Aragon in Lord of the Rings or his wife, I just think of Aragog from Harry Potter.
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I'm sorry.
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So Henry VIII wanted to catherine of aragon and marry who, and balloon, and balloon, but he couldn't no, because that's why the whole church of england was created so he was a devout catholic he sure was a lot of, a lot of people were back then.
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Yeah, and he was used to being in power.
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However, he found it quite difficult to bend his will to the papacy.
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Well, that's because the church had such power back in those times.
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Yeah.
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Everything that was done was typically for the church.
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And in order for him to get a divorce, he would literally break himself free.
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Yeah, and created the Church of England.
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He created the.
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Church of.
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England which, if I'm not mistaken, since him and every king and or queen that was the ruler, is technically the head of the Church of England, if I'm not mistaken.
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So he joined the Protestant Reformation Ooh and he denounced the Catholic Church as corrupt Yep and broke all ties to Rome in 1533.
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I like how I didn't get my way.
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You're corrupt.
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Yeah, Sounds like our government.
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So King Henry had three children, Then I want to see if you can guess what queen they came from.
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Okay.
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So his first kid was mary yeah, which that's from katherine?
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Katherine, yes his second child was elizabeth which was from anne and his third child was from was edward oh dear, give me a second.
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This is really good podcasting I'll give you a hint.
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Okay, she died during childbirth oh shit, um, yes, I know which one you're talking about.
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I'm drawing a blank on her name all the one people that are listening to us is probably like yelling at us do you know this?
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Her name is jane seymour, that's right, jane seymour.
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Fuck yeah, isn't he, isn't she the one that he actually is buried next to?
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I don't know I don't remember.
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No, I'm getting all of his wives.
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So, side note, my mother-in-law has.
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She likes to collect things from time to time and it's great because she goes all fucking in and I love that about her.
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One of her current things that she likes to collect are called Toby Jugs.
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Toby Mugs no, I'm probably fucking it up Anywho they're just basically like a head, they're a mug and they're ahead, typically of of a character.
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She's got this really cool part of her set is king henry and all of his wives and they all have like each individual one has something like one has a tower of london as a handle or something like that.
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They're're really cool.
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But I always thought that was neat because how big are they?
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Well, they come in different sizes, but hers are, like I don't know, 8, 10 inches tall.
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Like a pineapple.
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Sure, I mean completely different thing Fruit, mug, whatever.
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Well, the height of a pineapple, it's probably like a stein.
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Oh, okay.
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More or less that kind of height.
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I guess they're pretty big, but then there's a lot of little ones as well, but they're all from.
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England is where they all came from.
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So King Henry died in 1547.
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And young Edward.
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Young Edward was nine years old, yeah, and he ascended the throne, yes, however, he had guardians, oh, and they were Protestant, yep, and so, together with his guardians, he continued his father's reign of the church, but he was actually kind of a sickly child, so he and he died at age 15 yeah, he was.
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He wasn't around very.
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That's why elizabeth took over mary don't interrupt.
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Ultimately elizabeth took over, but mary otherwise do you want to talk about the story?
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I'm sorry, I thought we were supposed to interact.
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I was wrong.
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Folks, folks, stay tuned.
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So Mary ascends the throne in 1553.
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Yep.
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And she managed to maintain her Catholic beliefs despite the oppression that was happening around her.
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Yeah.
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She was completely steadfast against Protestantism.
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Because she was very devout catholic.
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Yeah, and because of the treatment of her mother right at king henry's hands, correct.
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So when mary became queen she had a severe hatred for product protestant protestantism protestantism.
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They need a better word.
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So anyone supporting the religion, whether practicing or hiding people, were considered heretics, and she had no guilt In burning them at the stake when she found them.
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Do you know what her nickname is?
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That was a question I was going to ask you.
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Oh shit, ask me your question.
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So 237 men and 52 women were executed.
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What was her?
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nickname Bloody Mary.
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Mary died in 1558.
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Yep.
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After just five years.
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Of rule.
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Not of life.
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Now enters.
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Queen Elizabeth, I Elizabeth there you go.