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Oh, hey there.
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You keep starting and I'm not ready.
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Oh, hey, there why aren't you ready?
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I had to burp.
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At least it's not me this time.
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Well, it's early.
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I haven't had bubbles.
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My bubbles.
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So this is we just want to say this is the second part to.
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We are the history buffoons too.
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We're the history buffoons.
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I'm Kate, that's Bradley.
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Let's do this over.
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No, this is great, this is gold, this is podcast gold.
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We are the History Ruffoons.
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I'm Bradley that is Kate over there?
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Sorry, I didn't mean to take your thunder on saying I am Kate, but thank you for listening to us.
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us and we're about to finish our story on elizabeth battery yes yeah, so if you have not listened to part one yet, yes that is elizabeth's um pretty much backstory of like how she came to be who she is um part two.
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We dove a little bit deeper into her character.
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Yeah, a little bit deeper, a lot a.
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We dove a little bit deeper into her character.
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Yeah, a little bit deeper.
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A lot of it, deeper A lot of it yeah.
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We try and uncover some of the, the, the history portions of what's real and what's not in terms of her mystique throughout history because of being considered the blood countess.
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And yeah, hope you learned something about good old elizabeth, yeah absolutely enjoy okay.
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So what I said about the two-parter, that's bullshit.
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We're gonna keep going.
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I don't fucking care.
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Whatever happens, happens okay.
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So whatever happens.
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When he got back from war yes the story goes okay that he taught elizabeth the art of war, the art of torture, yeah, so does that seem kind of weird?
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It's like, alright, I'm out fighting our enemies, get a little taste for a little lust for blood.
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Fucking these people up Blood, blood and bells Well, and apparently dodgeball, and it's like you know what a good idea is.
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I'm gonna go back and teach my wife, my wife, my ways?
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what the fuck?
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Well, he gave her tips on how to punish their servants I'm guessing he had a real fucking inkling for this.
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Like he really enjoyed it because you wouldn't come back and teach your wife this shit unless you really fucking enjoyed it yeah, that's really creepy, yeah, but guess what?
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one of the ways that one of the pieces of torture that he taught her, yeah, was covering a girl in.
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Okay, let's do a spoiler alert or like a trigger warning, like some of this can get pretty grotesque here.
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Yes, if you have any aversion to it, well, skip ahead or something.
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Let's do some 18 plus here, people.
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Okay, well, I do mark it as explicit this is true, yeah, so he would cover a girl in honey.
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Yeah.
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And leave her for the ants.
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Would he tie her down so that she couldn't move?
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Because why wouldn't you just get up and run away from the ants?
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I'm assuming she doesn't have that capability?
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Well, you would hope, but you just said she covered it, and then they would soak paper in oil and stuff it between her toes and set those on fire.
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Yeah, that I mean.
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Feet are gross to begin with.
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Those are going to be really raunchy.
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So Elizabeth picked up some of these habits.
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Well, yeah, she apparently liked it too.
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But get this the really bad stuff she wasn't accused of until after she died, right?
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Wait, uh, it's kind of like uh letting the wind out of the sails pope formosus, let's, uh, let's not formosus.
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Look at that drawback bringing it back.
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It's like you know what we're not gonna accuse you till you're dead.
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Yes, fucking clowns if you don't know, Pope Formosus was an origin of weird story.
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Yeah.
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They put a dead Pope on trial.
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Sure did Literally put him on trial in his throne, in his throne, anyways.
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Okay, so it wasn't that shocking at the time for servants to be treated this way?
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Well, no, because they were literally property of.
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It was a master servant relationship.
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Super uh, violent yep and there is a story of a servant pulling your hair while she was being brushed, oh dear, and she like turned around and hit her servant.
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But that was pretty normal.
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Yeah, but she didn't light shit between her toes well, not in this story.
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Well not yet, at at least.
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Plus, as a noble, she can basically do whatever she wants.
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Well, yeah, she's in charge.
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She could kill a servant.
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It'd be okay and she would literally just pay a fine to the family and that's it.
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Yeah, which is wild, and she was wealthy AF, so, yeah, so when they finally did charge elizabeth with crimes, it wasn't about the servants, no, it was about killing noble kids.
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Okay, and that was a much bigger deal well, yeah, because they're nobles yes, and that's not to say she, like, wasn't cruel to her servants.
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It was just harder to prove those stories since there's not a lot of evidence well, and not only that, that obviously the nobles are going to be a lot more watched, or whatever.
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Yeah.
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Whereas these servants and common folk, or whatever you want to call them, nobody fucking knows.
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No.
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And she got a kick out of it.
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She actually enjoyed causing this pain.
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Yeah.
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And there's this story about her husband giving her a black claw, or out of like a dragon myth, to scratch up her victims.
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Sure, they said that she also this is icky, icky, icky push needles under the servant's fingernails.
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That just gives me the willies.
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I don't like thinking about that stuff.
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Poke underneath your fingernail, just shove it in there.
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Get in there nice and deep and deep.
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That is dodgeball.
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Bringing it back, there's even a story that she broke a servant's arm.
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Like she, it sounded like she, I would rather have my arm broken than shit shoved under my fingernails, I'd rather have you break both my arms than one fingernail gets something shoved under Fuck that.
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Good Lord.
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That seems like a fucking holiday compared to the fingernail thing.
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Yes, so of course they couldn't just blame her for these things.
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They had to drag other people into it?
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Yeah, of course.
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So there were rumors that she'd learned Satanism and witchcraft from family members as a kid.
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Oh jeez, and they didn't charge her with witchcraft like they did with other rebellious women.
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Yeah, they went straight for torture and murder.
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Oh, so there was a woman named Anna Darvola.
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There's a lot of people named Anna in this story.
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There's two Okay.
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There's three.
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There's the mother.
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And you named another Anna, and now you're named a third.
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Who's the other, anna I?
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don't recall.
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Was it her daughter?
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Yes.
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Was it her daughter Anna?
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I don't remember I think that sounds right.
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Yes, that sounds right.
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I don't know, I'm lost now.
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That's why I said don't worry about it, but either way, so this woman Anna, they called her Darvulia.
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Darvulia yes, what does that mean?
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She was, I don't know.
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Was that in a part of your research?
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Her name is Anna Darvulia Darvulia Voila Voila.
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Voila.
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Darvulia, Voila, Voila, Voila, but they like shortened it to Darvulia Sure, I don't know that's fine, but I mean Elizabeth has Betty Elizabeth, Eliza, Liz, Libby Beth.
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Beth.
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There's so many, okay, anyway.
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Iterations yes.
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Darvulia was Elizabeth's right-hand woman.
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She was her confidant.
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Do we know who her left-hand woman was?
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Fuck off.
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People said that Darvulia taught Elizabeth everything she knew about torture and showed other servants how to help.
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So you got one story where the husband's teaching her these things, and then you've got another story of darvulia teaching her all these things so the common denominator is elizabeth knows how to do these things right, well, okay, why.
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Why do they?
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Why did they think this darvulia person taught her?
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Because after Darvulia showed up, Elizabeth got way more brutal.
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Oh, what is, if you even have this, the timeline from when she showed up to when husband got back from war Does that coincide?
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with each other.
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So at one point her husband actually gets injured and is basically like bed bound.
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Oh dear.
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He eventually gets sick and dies of his war injuries.
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So, I'm not quite sure of the overlap.
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Okay.
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But even with Elizabeth knowing some of these torture remedies from her husband, it got so much worse with Darvulia Gotcha.
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Okay, so they claimed so.
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Okay.
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So around this time her husband's health was failing.
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As I said, Elizabeth started inviting young girls from lower, noble families into her gynoceum.
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What's a gynoceum?
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It is basically a women's quarters, oh, but they were completely separate from men.
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It was a place where women gathered, but it was usually young, unmarried women or girls who would come in Were they so.
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It would be like finishing schools.
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They would be taught in these gyneceums how to be proper ladies um manners, dancing, how to run a big house, even learning foreign languages, Sure, and it was basically like a school.
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Yeah, exactly, but it's in this castle, right?
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Yeah, and they called it the gyneceum.
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Okay, I never heard that word before.
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Yes, I haven't either before the story All right.
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So, especially in Hungary, since it was stuck between all these powerful countries, knowing German and Hungarian was pretty much a must if you wanted to marry well.
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So this gyneceum was was prepared for that yeah sure, so they would also learn how to sew or read, play music and just hang out like gab folks, okay, so, wow, gab Gabbing folks, did they watch the Real?
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Housewives of like England or something they were the Real Housewives of England.
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Real Housewives of Hungary.
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But Elizabeth, she was the perfect role model.
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She spoke a bunch of languages, she married well and she was super intelligent and she seemed like the ideal person.
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But the gyneceum was a little bit darker than what people thought.
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Okay, Do tell.
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So people started saying she was luring these girls through her castles to torture them right.
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She had gotten bored of churching her, torturing her servants and she'd run out of local victims and she needed more yeah, so she had to use her status and promises of social climbing to bring these people in yes, to bring these daughters in.
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Sure penny's playing by herself because there's no one else out.
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Throw the spring.
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She loves the spring, she's so cute.
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So these smart, noble women are coming to elizabeth right to be educated.
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Yeah, but what was weird was all the deaths yeah, it's like how do we account for this?
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girls were dying right and left and that's really weird that you said it that way, because most people say left and right it's written as left and right normally, when people are dyslexic, they just change letters not words.
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Oh my gosh, that's so funny.
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That's great.
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These stories did start spreading, about cruelty, starvation, the girls disappearing, showing up with these strange injuries.
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So the girl started dying at elizabeth's place and she tried to brush it off, saying it was fucking cholera seriously oh, there's 20 women here.
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It's just cholera, but come on yeah, that seems unlikely, but okay the number of bodies are piling up at this churchyard and priests are constantly being called.
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Yeah, like hey.
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People are starting to get suspicious.
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What's going on over there in the Yod, yeah, in the Havid Yod.
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Havid Yod, but while her husband Fenric was alive, she was pretty Can we say husband.
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I'm trying to combine husband and fenerick together, that was great husband, fenerick husband, she was untouchable.
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Nobody really dared to openly accuse her of anything they can't, because they're gonna well get fucking killed then yes, but 19 in 1604, fenerick died and this was his serious leg problems, that probably got from the war, from the war okay, he was disabled.
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They're not quite sure what killed him, sure, but they think that might have an effect no, that makes sense.
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I mean that's pretty probable, yeah, don't you think?
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yeah, so so he left Elizabeth and their kids in the care of Grigori Thurzo.
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Thurzo.
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He was a powerful Hungarian guy who was basically like the king's right-hand man.
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Okay.
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Now, even though he was supposed to look after her and the kids.
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He did not.
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Thurzo ended up leaving the investigation into Elizabeth's crimes.
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He led it.
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He led it, so he was trying to get rid of her he was trying to protect her, and then he got involved in someone who wanted to take her over oh, so he.
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He got involved with this person who said hey, yes, I want that spot.
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Yes, fuck her.
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Yes, take me.
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Yes, gotcha so elizabeth was left in charge of all the family's money and the lands, because her son, paul, was just a baby.
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Yeah, um, but that made her a pretty tempting target.
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Things really started to unravel in 1602, when the rumors of her crime started to spread like wildfire.
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Sure, um, but even then the priests of her estates were getting suspicious oh, you know when the priest finally gets suspicious I know they're all like wait a minute this woman and this woman died of cholera.
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See what what's isn't there like a book or a movie called love in the time of cholera?
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okay, yeah I think, yeah, sure, sure.
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What's up?
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Penny Sure.
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So Elizabeth was making things real suspicious when these priests would come over to the castle ask to look at the bodies, and she's like.
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What bodies you?
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can look at their faces.
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Oh really, Mm-hmm, she wouldn't like allow any other like viewing.
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So, basically, she was trying.
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Whether she was or not, it implied she was hiding something that she did to the bodies, yes, whether alive or dead for that matter.
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Um, that's wild, okay yes, so before her husband died, and even for a while after, she was pretty much untouchable.
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Thanks to her connection, her wealth right.
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But someone's finally spoke up a lutheran minister named istvan magyari okay and he publicly accused her both in hungary and in the habsburg court in vienna, oh dear.
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So when I first wrote both in hungary, I was gonna say both in the language Hungary and the German language Hungary, the country.
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But these rumors turned into fact, non-rumors.
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Quote, unquote fact yes, everyone was saying at the time that she was a serial killer well, I mean, if you boil it down to what the shoe fits dad shoes back then what?
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Yeah, sandals?
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They're probably mules, mules.
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Yeah, they're like slip-ons.
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Oh really yeah not nikes.
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No, oh shit, shouldn't wear air jordans at the trial probably not oh shit, in october 1610 she retreated to an isolated castle in the mountains, probably hoping for the winter storms that would keep her from people getting to her.
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Essentially, yeah, but she was also um trying to rally her family for support, especially her cousin gabriel battery, who was prince of transylvania.
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The official investigation kicked off in 1610 when King Matthias II told Gregory Thurzo to investigate, said yo, check this shit out.
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And boy, did they find some things.
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Well, I mean yeah, on some things.
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Well, I mean, yeah, they collected over 300 witness statements by 1611.
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1611.
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I don't know if you understand the gravity of that.
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1611.
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That's an important year, so that's like one a day almost, because you said this started in 1610, right, 10, yeah, okay, wow yeah.
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Jesus okay.
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But there were definitely, like political motives behind all of this.
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There always is.
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Which is why we started off with a deep background.
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Correct Historians have been arguing for centuries about whether or not she was framed right.
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So there are three main theories.
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Okay, money, sure, power, of course, religion always.
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So first money elizabeth was super rich.
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Yep, owned a ton of land yep, thanks to what was her husband's name.
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Fenric.
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Fenric yeah.
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She was a tempting target.