Jan. 2, 2025
The Origin of Weird: Denver International Airport
What do airport tunnels, alien hideouts, and a gargoyle named Gregoriden have in common? They're all part of the fantastical lore surrounding Denver International Airport. Join us as we kick things off with a hilarious chat about the etiquette (or lack thereof) of burping before soaring into the sky-high statistics and quirky history of this colossal hub. Covering an area larger than Manhattan, the Denver International Airport not only boasts of being the largest airport in the Western Hemisphere by land, but also of a construction past riddled with cost overruns and a famously failed baggage system, adding fuel to the fire of conspiracy theories.
Prepare to be intrigued as we unpack the wildest claims—underground tunnels for reptilians, runways for a shadowy global elite, and even alleged Nazi symbolism in airport murals. These myths have only grown, partly thanks to the airport's own cheeky nods to the rumors, like the installation of Gregoriden, the animatronic gargoyle. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, this episode promises a captivating mix of history, mystery, and humor that will have you questioning just what else might be hiding beneath those snow-capped peaks—or circus tents, depending on your perspective. Join us for a journey through the bizarre world of the Denver International Airport conspiracies.
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Chapters
00:14 - Denver International Airport Conspiracy Theories
07:28 - Denver International Airport Conspiracy Theories Expanded
Transcript
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oh, hey, there, oh hey there.
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How are you?
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I'm good, how are you?
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I'm good I have um an origin story for you, oh something weird.
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The origin of weird.
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There it is.
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Are you enjoying our series so far?
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I am.
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I like the little weird things we've found so far.
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We've got lots to go.
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Yeah, so this one.
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I'm going to adjust my microphone real quick.
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This one is on the conspiracy theories of the Denver International Airport.
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Oh, I've heard a few of these, I don't know all of them but, I, have heard this, yes.
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Yeah, I told Nathan I was doing this and he was like, oh yeah, there's this, this and that I knew there were conspiracy theories, but nothing specific.
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So it was an interesting read for me.
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I bet.
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So the airport was built on 33,531 acres of land have you ever been in the new, newer airport?
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Yes, okay, have you ever?
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been in the old one, oh my god my apologies wow it was pseudo sue it was blame.
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It sounded like a T-Rex there, jesus.
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How can you not burp?
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I burp with these beers all the time.
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I mean I've burped, but not like that, Not like Ralph get the Buick.
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So what does that mean?
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You're supposed to say Ralph get the Buick when you burp, it sounds like you're throwing up.
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Ralph get the Buick, while you're burping.
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I'm going to try that, all right, I'm so going to try that, please do.
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I'm going to forget it, though I know.
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Okay, so 33,531 acres, right.
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Yes.
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It is the largest airport in the Western Hemisphere by land, okay.
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Makes sense.
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And it's the second largest on Earth.
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Oh, in the western hemisphere by land, okay, and it's the second largest on earth, oh wow what's the largest?
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I knew you were gonna ask that, so you're just waiting.
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I was waiting for you to ask.
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It is the king fahd international airport in daman um, saudi arabia I figured it might be somewhere in in that vicinity.
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Yeah, I finally knew something that you asked.
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In 2023, denver was the sixth busiest in the world, sure, so it was designed to look like snow-capped mountains.
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The denver airport has a mandatory one percent capital improvement.
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Build uh, budget okay, um, and that goes to the artwork and the aesthetics of the buildings every time I see it, I just think it looks like a circus.
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Yeah, I know what they were going for yeah but it looks like a circus tent like multiple like next to each other it kind of does.
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Yeah, I feel like if they're going to go for snow-capped mountains, it wouldn't just be all white, the tops would be top it would be.
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Yeah, I would get that, but anyways.
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So the airport as we know it opened in 1995, and before it was the stapleton international airport, which was a small municipal airport, and then it went on to become denver's primary airport for 65 years until it was replaced by what we know now yeah, so the old airport.
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I have family friends who live in the developed area because they developed that into huge subdivisions, like with grocery stores and everything the original, the original airport.
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Yes, okay, so my friends actually live in a house in that old area and they kept the old uh uh tower, whatever so that's still.
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I believe it's still up now even, but I know they did originally the old tower, whatever, oh, so that's still.
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I believe it's still up now, even, but I know they did originally.
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The flight tower.
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Yeah yeah, that's cool yeah so I have friends that live in the old Stapleton Airport or the build they did there.
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I should say, yeah, very cool.
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Yeah, so the Denver International Airport has over 40,000 employees, which is the largest employer in Colorado.
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That's crazy.
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Really the largest employer.
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Okay, I mean, I guess that makes sense.
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So during construction there was a multitude of problemas.
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Yeah, Mm-hmm.
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So they had an automated baggage handling system.
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It was designed to be the most advanced in the world but was plagued with issues, okay, software and mechanical problems, and it led to delays and like significant costs.
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And they had a, they had to have like a backup um conventional baggage handling system, okay, and that still remains in use today isn't that weird that they're going for this state of the art top of the line.
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This shit's gonna be awesome and make your, your experience here so much better, and yet they're still, to this day, for almost 30 years, using the old one?
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yep, because that fucking state iron one sucks it's not state of the art not state of the art at all so there was also a lot of construction delays and cost overruns right um the project faced, um the delays that they faced, like pushed back their end time by several months, sure, and um coupled with the complex nature of the project and the changes in the scope of the project yeah lots of cost overruns yeah, it's so weird like going there now, because I mean I drive to colorado a lot when I go, but I've certainly flown in there quite a few times yeah and it's just like you feel so fucking far out of the way yeah when you have to even just get into denver after that, where?
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it's like the old airport, which I don't remember it as well because I'm old and forget shit but you felt so much closer, which you were basically.
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But yeah it's.
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I can understand why it was such a undertaking, but go on with your story.
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Tell us these conspiracy theories well, I'm not done yet, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't okay, so the total cost of the airport exceeded initial estimates what was the initial estimate?
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I don't know, okay, what did it go to then?
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But the total cost was over $1 billion.
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That was over $1 billion more than what they planned.
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Oh, a billion in addition to what their budget was.
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Holy shit, I mean that's yes, and that was in 95.
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Yeah, wow, yeah, that's expensive.
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So there were also problems with the 135,000 concrete panels used in the runway system.
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Oh sure so.
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Faulty construction practices, poor workmanship, the freeze and thaw cycling of the concrete, all of that contributed to the deterioration.
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Sure, and then, most recently, the renovation of the Great Hall faced a lot of challenges.
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The initial contract with the construction company was terminated due to delays, safety issues and cost overruns, oh dear.
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A new contractor was brought in, but the project remains ongoing still.
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Even to this day.
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Yeah, holy shit, yeah.
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And then there was like transparency issues, communication.
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It wasn't there right it wasn't there.
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So the delayed opening the budget overrun um it, fueled all these conspiracy theories yeah, okay, yeah, I mean again.
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I've heard of some.
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I don't recall them, so I'm interested to hear them again yeah, you'll have to tell me which ones you've heard of.
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Yeah because there's some pretty wild ones out there.
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Yeah, so I don't have them all listed.
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No that I have a few.
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I didn't expect you to have every single one, because people are weird.
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Yeah, because there's some pretty wild ones out there.
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Yeah, I don't have them all listed, no that I have a few.
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I didn't expect you to have every single one, because People are weird.
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Well, this is origin, weird, not full-on history, buffoons and or four more episodes after that.
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No.
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Because there's probably that many.
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So DIA has underground tunnels, yes, yes, so they're primarily used for baggage transport, but conspiracy theorists suggest that they serve as secret bunkers yeah, I've heard this one alien or reptilian hideouts I've heard that or a secret military base, a prison?
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Why?
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would you put a prison under an airport?
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I mean, who came up with that?
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That's just like the aliens came and took the people from roanoke what the fuck?
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so employees have been known to actually prank the media by wearing lizard masks oh, that's fantastic and they've posted videos of blurry lizard people um online, do you?
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think.
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Do you think that's where Bigfoot lives too?
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Oh my, gosh probably.
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And there's drawings of aliens on the tunnel walls.
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That's great, but there's a lot of other graffiti too.
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I'm just glad people are having some fun with it.
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That's awesome.
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So one claim is that, in addition to the known runways, there are also secret runways buried underneath the surface of those which extend four to five miles.
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But like Also secret runways buried underneath the surface of those which extend four to five miles, but like so, what would those do?
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Seriously, what would runways under other runways do?
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So when the time comes, whatever time that may be the apocalypse, they can quickly be uncovered so that massive planes carrying the satanic global elite can be landed safely did you say satanic?
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satanic global elite.
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Is that a?
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Is that a club?
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Is it hard to get into?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I've never heard of that before.
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Yes, and why?
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Oh okay, hold on.
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This major world thing's happening.
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Let's uncover these other runways that are buried by these top runways so we can get satanic elite to land on them.
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Why couldn't you just land on the regular ones?
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Are they too godly for them?
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I mean, what the fuck?
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people are idiots and this is so that they can be.
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They quickly ushered into the safety of the underground bunkers.
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The tunnels, the tunnels With the lizard people.
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So the claim goes that by constantly altering the plans of construction, changing contractors, shuffling around construction crew, nobody would have a clear picture of what was actually being built that reminds me of Ocean's 13.
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That's what Bank did for his hotel, so he could claim ownership of all of it, anyways.
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Okay, I don't remember that I'm not surprised.
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So then, because of the isolated location of the airport, yeah, like.
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I said far away.
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Yeah, there are rumors that the airport will be used by the New World Order, jesus Christ.
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World order, jesus christ.
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There's an inscribed plaque that has the free mason symbol and the words words new world airport commission, prompting the conspiracy theory that the airport is controlled by free nations and linked to the new world order or other secret societies.
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The commission was formed by charles anspacher, chair of the state's council of the arts and humanities.
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The purpose of the organization was primarily to promote and arrange the festivities of the airport's opening, and then disbanded shortly after Open for Business.
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So why is that a conspiracy, then, exactly?
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So Ansbacher is also a conductor for the Colorado Springs Symphony and he named the committee for Dvorak's Symphony no 9 in E minor, called.
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Quote From the New World, end quote.
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So I mean, I feel like it's been explained.
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Explained exactly.
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What the fuck.
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A spokesperson for the Denver International Airport, alex Renteria, has said that the Freemasons had created the cover and thus has included their symbol, but there is no evidence that they have any influence in running the actual airport.
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Oh good lord, seriously.
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And then we have nazism.
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What come?
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on there are murals there that have been to that have been reported as having represented nazism death or a prophecy of like end of the world.
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Um, and it was actually counter to the artist's meaning.
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Okay, so they actually removed the murals during constructed, during construction, to keep the project safe, and I don't think they ever brought it back because of these weird theories why would they?
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I know I mean that would just be dumb, because you're inviting stupid shit to happen.
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Yeah, and if you look at the aerial view of DIA, people think that it looks like a swastika, and I will have these images on social media.
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Oh my god, people really grasp at straws.
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So conspiracies concerning the airport, inspired by the type of art, unusual architecture, construction problems, started really shortly after its completion.
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So with the expansion of the internet and television shows, such as Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura and annual media reporting of these theories, they continued to grow.
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Like the old governor of Minnesota.
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Jesse Ventura.
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He used to be a wrestler yeah, yeah, I didn't know that interesting airport administration decided to embrace the conspiracy series theories instead of trying to fight them oh, jesus christ, it's great that's fantastic in 2016, a small conspiracy theories uncoveredition was installed.
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Okay.
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And in 2019, an animatronic gargoyle.
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What that's awesome.
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Named Gregoriden.
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Gregoriden, okay, with his name shortened to greg.
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thank god, oh thank god for the rest of this they randomly make statements such as welcome to illuminati headquarters that's fantastic installed a gargoyle that said that I love that they're embracing it because that's sometimes.
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All you can do is embrace the nonsense nonsense.
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Yeah, with some of these people, basically but people took offense to the gargoyles, claiming it was satanic.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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So the gargoyle was removed and then replaced by, like, a more muted version that's lame there are other gargoyle statues sitting on like open suitcases.
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Yeah, all uh um harry potter.
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What's the um uh newt newt scam?
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Yeah, yeah and his suitcase.
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Yeah.
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And they are sitting in the baggage claim area.
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I hope the people who thought the gargoyle was satanic and whatever never go to Notre Dame or anything.
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Exactly, and that's what I'm getting to.
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They are literally called Notre Denver after Notre Dame.
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That's fantastic.
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Yes, that's awesome.
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Yes.
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So another piece of artwork that receives its fair attention, sure is the mustang.
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Okay, have you heard of this one?
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I don't know if I have nathan said he's heard of this one.
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So it is a giant blue horse with with glowing red eyes.
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Oh dear its nickname.
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Oh dear Its nickname is Blucifer.
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That's fantastic, blucifer.
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Where is that in the airport?
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It's on the outside, it's outside.
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Oh okay, so Luis Yemenez was the artist who created the sculpture, and he was actually killed when a piece of the artwork broke loose and severed an artery in his leg.
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Oh shit, yeah, so this also helped fuel the rumors.
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It is 32 feet tall so this is a statue, not a painting.
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It is a statue.
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Oh, it is a statue.
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For some reason, I thought it was a pain.
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I don't think I said it was either or so that's, all right so the so-called demonic nature of the installation remains eerie to people.
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They find it super eerie.
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The red eyes are pointed to as proof of its nefarious nature.
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Oh good lord yeah.
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Have they ever seen an albino bunny, seriously.
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So actually the red eyes was a tribute to the artist's father, who owned a and operated a neon sign shop see, asked and answered.
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Yep, shut the fuck up people also his wife, um lewis, lewis's wife.
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What recounted a story of um lewis investigating a noise late at night?
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Yeah and he was frightened by a pair of glowing red eyes in his living room.
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It ended up being his horse who had gotten inside his house.
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Oh, his horse named Blackjack.
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His name was Blackjack the horse's name was Blackjack.
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Okay.
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And somehow he'd gotten into the house.
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So she thinks he chose the red eyes to illustrate that point, and sometimes things can seem frightening simply because they're unfamiliar or unexpected, so that's why he put the red eyes.
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So Black Jack was also the model used for the work, and the blue color was chosen because the horse was a Blue Rowan Appaloosa, which is a breed with a mix of black and white hairs, giving it a distinctive blue hue.
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Sure, yeah.
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Of black and white hairs, giving it a distinctive blue hue sure, yeah.
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So finally, in 2019, the denver international airport and roswell international airport air center became supernatural sisters and they agree to share the best practices and even extraterrestrial combat strategies with each other.
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Okay.
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So the airport actually was trying to create crop circles, but it was scrapped due to cost, Of course, Expensive.
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I'm sure.
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A marketing campaign embracing these theories also included alien breeding grounds, freemason meeting halls which would generate over $8 million in revenue.
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Okay, but I think they scrapped all of those.
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I would imagine they did.
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But those are like the main conspiracy theories of the Denver International Airport.
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So I was in this actual airport this is probably 15 to 20 years ago, somewhere in that timeframe and we flew in.
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This was on a family trip and we flew into there and I was with the ex at the time and we we had a different flight, I think it was.
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So we got there a little earlier, so we went to go get some food or something and we went went to I don't remember what type of restaurant it was, it doesn't really matter.
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We go in there and I just look at this guy.
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I think he had a cowboy hat on, maybe not, but he was all dressed up kind of like southern-ish, like cowboy-ish, and he was going to eat his food.
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But before he could do that he had to reach to his holster where his tobacco sauce.
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He literally had a holster for his tabasco sauce on his belt or whatever.
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I'm like that's fucking amazing stuff you see in the movies, yeah and I saw it in person at the denver international airport.
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This dude had a holster for his fucking tobacco tabasco sauce.
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That was quite epic isn't that in the movie selena I?
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have never watched that movie.
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It's a great movie with jennifer lopez, yeah it's sad, obviously well she does die, so but um, yeah, I want to say there's like a weird holster thing.
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I don't know.
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I'm not sure I could be making that up I've never seen it, but yeah, I thought that was so funny.
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It's just yeah, pull out his tabasco sauce and on his food.
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