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oh, hey there, oh hey there.
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How are you today?
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I have a headache me too.
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What the what?
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And I, I'm a medicine person like I can take a tylenol and advil and ibuprofen and all that, but you, you don't.
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I mean I can take them, I just don't take them.
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I know I just never have been a fan.
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It's probably because my mom shoved me full of meds for my whole youth.
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I'm just kidding, she really didn't um, but even back then, like I didn't like taking um medicine we always had uh, how did my dad word it?
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He said cool bat and meds like cool whip.
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For somebody who said cool bat or at least that's how I always heard it so to get us to take medicine when we were little they would get my mom always had cool whip.
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Sounds great it was and she would.
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And pills were a lot different back then, so they were a lot more chalky yeah, like dissolving or whatever, so they weren't really nasty, yeah, so she would get a spoon um, scoop some cool up on it and then shove the pills in there.
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And that's how we took our pills.
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Nice, yeah, because we mom, I know we weren't very good pill takers back in the day.
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Yeah, I don't really remember much about that in my youth, but that's par for the course.
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You don't really remember much of your adult life either.
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I know you wake up and like I exist.
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Yay, look at me.
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I'm a real burr.
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I was going to say boy, but then I'm like girl.
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I'm a real burr.
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I'm just gonna say boy, but then I'm like girl.
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I'm like I'm a real burl I'm a real burl that was.
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Uh, that was an attempt to quote pinocchio, but at the same time, I'm like oh jesus, I'm killing her with laughter oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
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So, hey, real burl, my bad.
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Well, I take.
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So I'm really good at taking pills now because I can take like a whole handful in one gulp if you will.
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I have to have water, though.
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The movies that they show you taking pills without water, that is bullshit.
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Yeah, because they probably just give them like a tic tac and it's fucking it's not realistic no, it's not realistic at all I mean I would choke on those ask me how I know how do you know?
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I've choked on them before without water experience okay, so I have a new beer, new to me beer.
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Um, so this is from Three Sheeps Like blah blah, black sheep, not to be confused with sheets.
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Yes, sir, three bags full.
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So Three Sheeps.
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It is a brewery that I've been to.
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What did you call it in the last podcast?
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Brew-ering yeah brewery, this is the new brewing.
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What did you call it in the last podcast?
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That was a brewing like a yeah brewing.
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This is the new brewing.
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I'm like um so three sheeps is in sheboygan, wisconsin, and I've been there um a couple of times, but it's like this big warehouse looking thing that they just have like a bunch of picnic tables out that you can.
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There's no food or anything, it's just the bar and then a ton of picnic tables and then their entire wall of the building opens up.
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So you, it's like a patio type thing, but it's very like, which is minimal it's cool that, that you know the opens up and whatever, but I'm not a big fan of all these places.
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There's so many just like cookie cutter warehouses going up and whether it's a, a brewing or a whatever business, it's just like there's no like imagination for your businesses anymore with these buildings yeah it's all just like hey, here's a box, exist in there I don't mind the three sheep's one, because you can like bring in your own food, like they don't care about that well, yeah, because they obviously they don't you know uh sell any.
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So I mean, that totally makes sense.
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But so the only beer that I remember liking at three sheeps was their amber, I think it's called oh boy I don't know.
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Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh.
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I know I'm just not very well versed in them.
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I don't remember now, but this one is a juicy pale ale called fresh coast and if you remember from a previous podcast, she did not have a good go-around on.
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Uh, we don't have to rub their name in it anymore.
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Oh sorry, or promote it for that matter, kiwina.
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Either way, you're going out of your comfort zone.
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It's not a lager.
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Yeah, so we'll see how that works.
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What do you got?
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Just to be 100% transparent, here she has a Modelo at the ready.
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Oh, I fuck, yeah, I do and it is open it's ready to go it is open it's basically like a chaser, just in case it doesn't go well this time, like that that one time.
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But all right, I have a uh, third space brewing.
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Uh, they're out of milwaukee, wisconsin.
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I know of them.
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I don't think I've ever actually had one of their beers before, but I went hardcore.
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I have their Infinite Wisdom, which I thought was kind of fitting for a history podcast.
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Sure Because we don't have it.
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They're aiming pretty high, but okay.
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Well, I mean it never ends.
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See what I did there.
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It's infinite Shut up.
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It took me a second, I know it did.
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I could tell the dribble had to like.
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Oh, it's my time to shine.
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Run on the wheel or the mouse or whatever it's running around in your brain.
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The cogs.
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Yeah.
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No or whatever it's running around in your brain.
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The cogs, yeah, no, who?
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Am I kidding.
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There's a hamster up there.
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That's what it is, but it's an imperial ipa nine percent alcohol by volume mine's only a 4.2 or so, eight, oh that's, that's a higher okay, are we ready?
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Yeah, here we go oh, that was so like in tandem yeah, it almost like shut down my ears for a second through the headphones.
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That was weird oh okay, I like mine the juicy, pale, ale fresh coast from three sheeps for being a nine percent.
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You would not guess that that's pretty good good yeah, awesome, very nice, well done we have some winners uh well, I mean, last time we were still batting, you know 500, mine was good, yours not so much so you ready for a story?
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it's not really a story, it's more of just a lesson really.
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Oh, you have a lesson planned for me.
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I kind of do okay yeah I hope I'm ready for that I think you'll enjoy it I would imagine, I will it is um about how the pyramids were built.
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The speculation of how they were built.
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No, you're not wrong.
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Like there's not like solid, solid proof.
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Definitive proof.
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Yes, but they no longer think it was from like slaves.
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It was aliens, 100% that's been documented?
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By what conspiracy?
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theorist.
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I don't have enough time to name all those people because there's a lot of them.
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I think out there ancient aliens I think that's a show on history channel I know you're right, you're right okay, so so are you going to teach us how they like did the track around the top of it and everything?
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Kind of yeah, cool, yeah, I'm going to tell you some things.
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And I'm going to learn.
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You're going to get schooled on pyramids from Chiron.
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I hated school.
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I know, but we like history, so here we are.
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That's why we're doing it.
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Just because I hated school doesn't mean I didn't like things from it.
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I liked history, I liked math and I liked leaving.
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I liked graduation.
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Graduation was great.
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So the pyramids of Cairo were considered the world's first skyscrapers.
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I mean, they were the tallest structure in the world for a long time right.
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Built 2,000 years before Christ.
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Christ was built.
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I feel like that's a song.
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What?
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2,000 years before Christ.
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No.
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Christ was built.
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Yeah.
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We can write one.
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No.
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Won't be very good.
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I can play drums.
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You could write it, I'll sing it.
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I could write the drums.
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I can play drums you could write it.
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I'll sing it I could write the drums.
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I can't play guitar, okay, let's move on.
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Or keyboard, I am not a pianist.
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Okay, so the Great Pyramid, the big guy, right.
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At Giza.
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Yeah, yeah, so that one stands 481 feet tall, which is funny because you think about it now like skyscrapers that we have, it's like that's not very big 481 feet tall I think it's pretty big yeah, it's big.
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There are 2.3 million blocks, some all the way up to 50 tons in weight what is the width of the base?
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Um, I have it written here somewhere, but it's a number and I don't remember shit, so I'll let you know when I read it I'm gonna edit that out so that's fine.
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So there were also.
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So in all it was six million tons of bricks, which is equal to 16 Empire State Buildings.
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Wow, so is that for all three pyramids, Just the Great Pyramid?
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Yeah, Nice, okay, here's the answer to your question.
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Oh, hey, look at this.
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The sides of the pyramid are 755 feet in length.
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Okay.
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And, amazingly enough, they only vary within two inches.
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Right, isn't that?
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wild, they're so precise.
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Well, yeah, because obviously all three line up with Orion's belt.
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That is speculation.
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yes, Well, I mean it does.
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Yes, but they don't know if that's the reason for right.
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Right, that's a speculation and like how?
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like, yeah, what well, I'll let you talk, because I don't want to like, in case you have some of the stuff yeah, so inside the burial chambers the blocks are so precise that even a credit card cannot slip through the supposed burial burial chambers yes, so archaeologists use dynamite dynamite to blast their way through the pyramids, which is sad, I know, and that actually disrupted potential clues on how the pyramids were.
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Yeah, that's why it's sad, because because, they don't know what they blew up because they blew it up, and so now we're using non-invasive technology.
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Well, we have a lot better equipment these days, because they found them how many years ago?
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Obviously They've been around for a long time where these people started exploring and they're like, fuck it, blow it up.
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I know.
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So trial and error pyramids were actually built around 2600 BCE off the Nile River One, the first one that they made is called the Step Pyramid of Saqqara.
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It's the oldest stone quote unquote building on Earth.
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Okay, stone quote-unquote building on earth.
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Okay, so it's writing rising 204 feet from the desert sands, which was a breakthrough in the history of construction.
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Sure makes sense.
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It didn't have any smooth sloping sides, but instead rose in a series of levels or steps right.
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So the first flat-sided true pyramids were built 60 years later by the pharaoh Nufru.
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Nufru.
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Yeah, how do you spell that?
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S-N-E-F-E-R-U, or Sneferu, sneferu I don't know.
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All right, that is a heck of a name.
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Yeah, but his son, khufu, built the uh-huh, built the great pyramid.
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what a guy yeah, well, he had people build it for him.
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He didn't do it yes, and then there were, um, a series of smaller, highly decorated pyramids that were later built at sakara, right.
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So the ancient archaeologists mapped out the location of the pyramids with with a lot of care and precision.
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Oh yeah, they needed a foundation that could handle the six million tons of limestone.
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Yep, so they mapped out the points of the compass north, south, east, west so that each side aligned with the direction, isn.
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Isn't that crazy.
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It's so amazing and there's a degree of error, but it's so minute how close they actually got to true north and all that stuff.
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It's wild how precise they were back then.
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So they followed the path of the stars as it rose and fell, and then chose the midway point, and that was true north.
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Yep.
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They were off true north by a 20th of a degree.
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Isn't that wild.
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To be that precise again at that time in our history is just crazy.
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And in my head I'm thinking'm thinking, okay, if I stayed in this spot, where is my local walmart that is north?
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or if you look at my house, my this room slopes into that corner uh-huh that's been.
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This house has only been up for 183 years or whatever.
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That's been up for thousands and it's like, yeah, we're good, yeah, but no thanks house yeah.
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So modern foundations are leveled with lasers.
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But British engineer Dennis Stocks, who is an expert in ancient Egyptian construction techniques, thinks that the Egyptians used water in a sort of channel.
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Okay, so along each of the 755 foot side of the pyramid they would create a channel with water which acted like a level.
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So then they would etch around it, maintaining the water's level that's wild yeah, so you've got a ditch right yeah filled with water.
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Then you chisel away the earth until the water is level.
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Yeah, I've never heard of that before that's crazy, that is crazy.
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I mean that's brilliant because the water is going to find the the flat surface, if you will, whatever, yeah, yeah, wow, I didn't know that that's.
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That's pretty interesting so for each 2.3 million blocks, they likely created a type of a frame that has a crossbar and a plumb line down the center.
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Okay, so right behind the plumb line is a scored line in the wood of the crossbar.
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Okay, so the plumb line and the the uh, the scored line should be exactly the same right so, if you think of the capital letter a, the a-frame was likely made of wood and had a string hanging from the center of the top of the a and then a weight was attached to the other end of the string, and when the a frame was placed on an uneven surface, the weight or the plumb string would move the string in one direction or the other can I ask a question?
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yeah, what did they call it back then?
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because they didn't have the letter a where do you come up with these questions?
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am I wrong?
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Okay, I came up with like A-frame and I don't know what it's actually called Jeez Louise.
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Well, I didn't know, just curious Inquiring minds want to know.
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They just called it a level.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Oh, my god Didn't mean to derail you there.
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My bad, I saw it.
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I saw it.
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So the markings on the crossbeam the a indicated indicated how far off center the surface was.
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Okay.
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So to make it easier to see when the string was hanging straight down, the wood near the string was attached to the frame could be notched out or have a vertical marking.
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So what they did in place of one leg of the a.
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So what they did is they placed one leg of the a on a flat surface of water.
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Then they would square out the lime stone rocks until the plum line matched up with the score line.
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Sure?
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no, that makes sense you want to see a picture of it, sure, okay, what's it look like to you?
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It looks like a pyramid a letter a oh, maybe it was a pyramid frame back then no, it's the letter a yeah, I see that with a plumb line and it's at like a 90 degree point yes, okay, anywho so, over the course of 500 years, 18 pyramids were built.
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That's a long time 500 years, 18 pyramids.
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Well, I mean, it's not like they were built.
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Rome wasn't built in a day, neither was the pyramids.
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I mean it took a while.
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I mean that's a shit ton of rock.
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That is that they got to move.
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Yeah.
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So I mean, they took literally what decades to make.
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Literally.
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Yeah, so.
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Centuries.
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Or that too.
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Yeah, so near Cairo is a quarry with high quality limestone and they used copper to chisel away the limestone.
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But copper is a soft metal that can bend or blunt easily correct so they're like how does that work?
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Egyptian copper had trace amounts of arsenic so what did that do to it?
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That made the copper much more durable and stronger.
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And then it's pure form really, and they would use more broad copper chisels and wooden mallets for rough work and then they would use like pointed for copper chisels for yeah, exactly okay so limestone is relatively soft, but in the chambers of the pyramid they used granite.
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Copper chisels were useless.
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Yeah, against granite, for sure.
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Yeah, and ironworking wasn't around yet.
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Right.
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So how did they cut granite so perfectly Lasers?
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You ready for this?
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I don't know if I am, because it sounds pretty profound.
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They did use copper.
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What.
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It's like you tried to lead us off but went right back to it.
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
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Did you get like whiplash?
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No, okay.